Last season someone sat on me and we won Celta

Once there was a blackout in the stadium and we won Deportivo

14 seasons ago I went to the stadium with my grandfather and we won Murcia

Last season my leg fell asleep and we won Sevilla

Last year a pigeon shitted on me and we won Valencia

Since I don't change my checkered underpants we won Villarreal

2 seasons ago I had a blonde girlfriend and we won Zaragoza

The first time that my father took me to the stadium on horseback we won Betis